Lately, I think I've become a guru of some sort in strategies for dating wars. I may be far away from those in need of such advise, but the war is commanded successfully by my far-reaching influence.

I should also mention that Optus has been instrumental in terms of telecommunications support. Their efforts, though very expensive, have been valuable.

Now, let me share some of my wisdom that I have passed on in the last few weeks.

When in doubt, remind oneself of how a joint advertising venture with Britney Spears fragrance and Nike would turn out.

Curious...? Just do it (tick).

Believe me, such wisdom has done wonders.